Eulogy

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by Burt Prelutsky [scriptwriter]

(On the 40th anniversary of my father’s death)

Two days ago, I returned from a weekend in San Francisco to learn that my father  had died.  Sam Prelutsky was born in Russia, in 1901 or 1902.  He never knew for  certain.  It didn’t seem to bother him.

As a young man in America, he settled in a part of Illinois where the most popular  organization around was the Ku Klux Klan.  After the Cossacks, though, I guess a bunch  of farmers wearing sheets weren’t such a big deal.  Years later, he used to laugh about his  former neighbors inviting him - him with his nose and his name and his accent - on Klan  outings.  Maybe they decided to overlook the obvious evidence of his ethnicity in the  mistaken belief that Jews didn’t raise chickens and candle eggs.

Later, after he was married, he moved to Chicago.  For a while, he worked for a  cigar company, rolling the stogies he couldn’t stand to smoke.  But for most of the time  he was a fruit and vegetable wholesaler.  He’d drive his truck to the big central market at  3 a.m., pick up his load, and spend the next twelve hours delivering produce.  In the dead  of winter, he’d be out on that truck shlepping sacks of potatoes.  In the middle of  summer, he’d be muscling crates of watermelons, just begging for the hernia he  eventually got.

We moved to L.A. in 1946.  At that point, he came to the conclusion that the  people he’d been delivering to over the years had been living the life of Riley, home in  bed snoozing while he was up shlepping.  He decided to tackle the retail end.  A few  months at a bad location ate up most of his savings and sent him back to the truck.  But  L.A., massive sprawl that it was even then, was murder compared to the more compact  Chicago.

His next venture was a cigar stand downtown.  Not counting the drive, it was still  a twelve-hour day, spent mostly on his feet.  But at least the lifting and hauling was  limited to soft drink cases and trash barrels.  On the other hand, you had to learn to live  with the goniffs who swiped candy bars during the noon rush and the merchant princes of  the garment industry who’d run up good-sized cigar bills and let you stew until they were  in the mood to pay up.

My dad was not an educated man.  He couldn’t correctly spell the names of those  sodas and candy bars he sold six days a week.  I don’t know if he read two dozen books  in his life.  He loved America, Israel, pinocle and FDR.

He wanted me to get good grades, a college degree and have a profession -  something safe and preferably lucrative, like medicine or the law.  He couldn’t  understand someone’s wanting to write for a living.  Still, when I sold a poem for fifty  cents at the age of thirteen, he cashed the check for me - and only much, much later did I  find out that forever after he carried that check folded up in his wallet.

We buried my father this afternoon.  I didn’t think I would, but I shed tears.  I  cried because he had worked too hard for too long for too little.  For many years, I had  resented him because he had never told me he loved me; now I wept because I’d never  told him.

The rabbi’s speech was short and simple.  What is there, after all, to say at the  funeral of such a man?  Had the responsibility been mine, I would have said: Sam  Prelutsky, who was born in a small village 7,000 miles from here, sixty-seven or sixty- eight years ago, was a remarkable person.  He was not a great man or a famous man, but  he was the best man Sam Prelutsky could be.  Now, let there be no more tears today, for  we are laying to rest a man who’s earned one. ExileStreet

copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine.

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